Jokes: Insensitive Joke

The television show Elementary recently introduced a new love interest for Sherlock Holmes named Fiona.  She has autism but prefers to identify herself as "neuro-atypical" (NA) instead.  Consequently, those without autism she labels as "neurotypical" (NT).  This led me to a Web search that stumbled across a site that made me laugh so hard I had to ... (Read More)

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Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling... (Read More)

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(If you're too young to get this joke, Alice Kramden, a character on the 1950s sitcom "The Honeymooners," had a husband, Ralph, famous for repeatedly threatening to send her, "bang, zoom, straight to the moon!") (Read More)

I Was So Depressed Over The Election Results..... I called Lifeline. They had outsourced to a Call Center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

The jokes have a biting point, and his delivery is masterful. You'll enjoy Hillary's reaction. Whose side is she on anyway? (Believe it or not, McCain has snuck in clues to the answer, and I think that he is telling us something he knows to be absolutely true.) ... (Read More)

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.         1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his own car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.         2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees h... (Read More)

OK, it's not funny... but it is! ... This news video from Elmendorf, Alaska, shows three women who were surrounded by wolves.  (Sounds serious, you say?)  They were out jogging!  The pepper spray was not enough...  They barely got away... them and their little dogs...  Notice when you watch the video that the area is signed.  The newscast also ment... (Read More)